One Dark Night
Plot:
The famed yet reclusive psychic “Raymar” has
been laid to rest in a stately community crypt. The circumstances of his death
were quite curious; it seems his corpse was found alongside those of six missing
women. Meanwhile, a high school girl is desperate to join an uppity clique.
So desperate in fact she has agreed to spend the night in same said
mausoleum as part of her initiation hazing.
Oh, and about those girls? Seems that Raymar was a psychic vampire who
literally sucked the life out of them, and he has no intention on stopping his
work just because of a little thing like dying…
Comments:
If it’s not too self-indulgent (and tough
titties if it is) I would like to tell a brief tale concerning my history with
this film. The first time I saw ‘One Dark Night’ I was about 14 years old.
We had just returned from a two and a half year sojourn in Florida’s bleak
hellscape to the even bleaker yet somewhat more temperate hellscape of New
Bedford. In the Sunshine state, I had grown to love such fare as TV18’s
‘Friday Night with the Gravemaster’, and TNT’s ‘100% Weird’. (Ah for
the days when UHF was unconglomerated and cable actually had some character.) I
was in a mellow mood, and looking forward to a nice quiet evening at home with
some embarrassingly cheesy horror flick.
Isn’t it funny how art sideswipes you sometimes?
This film scared the crap out of me. I’m not
talking about jump out and startle you “booga-booga” scare, or even spook
you when you’re all alone in a creaky house scare. This movie disturbed me on
some profoundly deep level that left me sick to my stomach. As much as I love,
and always have loved horror films, I couldn’t watch another one for months.
The years wore on and I forgot the film’s title, and any real particulars
about the plot. However, certain bits and pieces stayed with me, haunting me,
floating up out of my subconscious on black nights when I couldn’t sleep.
During an unrelated conversation with a friend, I
finally learned the film’s title, and recently added the dvd to my collection.
However, my heart sank upon obtaining this
long sought-after treasure. While I remembered ‘One Dark Night’ as
being both grueling and gory, the film in its unedited format is rated PG.
PG?
Attempting to relive the past is folly. While I
tried to approach this film without preconceived notions, I couldn’t help but
notice how little it resembled the film I remembered. In reality, the movie is
much better than I ever could have dreamt.
My statement may be surprising to you. Reviews of
this film are sparse, but opinions are uniformly dour among those who have had
the undeserved opportunity to see and review ‘Night’. The most common complaints run along the lines of “this is
just another cheap 80’s horror movie- poorly written and unimaginative”.
This is unmitigated bullcrap; the type of shallow, unreflective viewpoint of a
no-brow who believes that the best way to become recognized is to ape the
dismissive brain-fart review style of mainstream journalists. (God forbid one
try to think a few levels above Leonard Maltin.) Ok, maybe I’m being a wee bit
harsh on my colleagues. This film has its share of flaws, and a body certainly
has the right to point them out. Lack of imagination however, is certainly not
one of them.
I’ll be the first to admit that the dialog is a
little spotty in places. (Though much of it, I take, was meant to be tongue in
cheek.) Characterization is pretty weak as well. For example, I don’t really
get why Meg Tilly’s character is so set on being part of a group whose members
actively detest her. While she
mentions something about needing to belong, she doesn’t seem to display the
type of low self-esteem that would make this particular club so all-fired
attractive. Then again, I’ve never been a high school girl. (No, that was just
a rumor!) However, those familiar with 80’s teenage horror know that a little
cheesy goodness just makes a film all the more savory. There’s enough fromage
present to add flavor without weighting the film down to the level of kitsch. (I
couldn’t help but giggle during the “young couple doing romantic crap at a
carnival” montage.) The film also features a performance by Adam West, who
like William Shatner, is just as fun to watch when he’s trying to be taken
seriously.
This is one of those movies that possesses such a
unique energy, I find myself enjoying it all the more because of its
flaws. The washed-out color of a film shot decades ago helps to build surreal
ambience. (Though I base my remarks upon Shriek Show’s recent release, a print
of such stellar quality it was later chopped up to provide free extras with the
dvd.) In fact, as with the ‘Evil Dead’ (or to a lesser extent ‘Don’t
Look in the Basement’) this is a production substantially aided by a lack of
polish.
This is not to say that the film relies primarily
on schlock value in order to entertain.
While production funds may have been sparse, what
was available was well employed. The film is full of nice little touches; take
for example the opening credits, set to a backdrop of gravestones and thunder.
Cliché? Perhaps, but also mood setting and very cute. Tom McLoughlin’s
direction rises above mere mediocrity to provide us with some genuine chills.
With its muted color scheme, slow mounting pace, and eerie setting, atmosphere
is definitely a highpoint. McLoughlin’s work shows shades of influence from
such directors as Raimi and Coscarelli. However, rather than simply cribbing the
camerawork of others, McLoughlin uses such shots sparingly, adding a little
spice to what remains solely his own work.
His clever touch works quite well in building that sweet uneasy feeling
in the viewer. (A small note; In addition to co-writing this screenplay,
McLoughlin also co-authored the magnificently scary ‘Amazing Stories’
segment ‘Go to the Head of the Class’.
Unfortunately, his later career never quite lived up to the promise
displayed by these earlier works. He’s currently directing Lifetime original
movies, including the recently released goth-persecution saga ‘Not Like
Everyone Else’.)
Though whippersnappers who cut their teeth on
‘Scream’ may find the film slow moving, there is no real padding. While the
characters themselves may be slightly shallow, the interplay between them is
interesting enough. Between said
character conflict, the moody cinematography, and a general aura of intensity, I
in no way found this film to be slow-goings. (And believe me, I have a very low
tolerance for pointless narrative foot-dragging. Hell, just read one of my Val
Lewton reviews.) Though the film may take its sweet time building up to the
grand finale, that finale is grand indeed.
I am tempted to issue a spoiler warning concerning
the climax, but I really don’t feel I need to. Due to a bit of foreshadowing
early on in the film, we get a good inkling of what is gong to occur. (Besides,
once you know what happens, not only will it ruin nothing, it will make you want
to see the film more.)
We learn that in order to increase the life-energy
of his victims, Raymar would frighten them by manipulating inanimate objects.
During experiments involving lab animals, this included the carcasses of other
critters.
Oh, that’s right.
The undead psychic incorporates the corpses
rotting all around him as fetid marionettes. These remains are not zombies per
se, more like grizzly decaying mannequins that drift silently through the dark
mausoleum corridors.
(And yes, this bit is just as creepy as I’m
making it sound.)
One only needs to witness the terror of a teenager
about to suffocate beneath a pile of putrescent bodies in order to realize why
this movie stayed with me all those years.
Some have remarked that this is the goriest PG
rated movie ever made, and I’d have to agree. Brains are melted, faces mutilated, and maggot-ridden guts punctured. I can only theorize that this
film managed to get branded as family-friendly due to a MPAA loophole; the dismembered
corpses are inanimate objects, therefore I suppose the violence done
to them wasn’t counted. (Despite the pissy ramblings of your Michael Medved
types, this is just another illustration of how poplar culture has become more
sanitized in later years.)
The climax of ‘Night’ is splendiferously ooky,
and I don’t give a good damn who says different. In fact, despite rock bottom
production values and some silly writing, the entire production is crafted with
care. While it may have some kinship of self-parody with the schlocky gold of
the 1980’s, this movie is imaginative, innovative, and damn well disturbing
enough to stand on its own merits.
‘One Dark Night’ has been neglected,
forgotten, and abused for long enough. I’m tired of it. It is an honor to
recommend this film, and a pity that no one else has.
8.0