I Suck 08', The Final Reckoning!
You know you've been waiting for it! What, you
haven't? Well sorry, it's kind of here already. My New Year's resolutions;
Get another job, this time one that doesn't involve helping corporations sell
sugar salt and fat to toddlers. (I feel so dirty! The bad kind of dirty!)
Steady girlfriend? Huh… damn, I knew I forgot something!
It's January, How bout you put some damn content in 'Creepy Carols' already?! (?!)
And might I add…?!?
Get around to posting the review of 'I am Legend', before it at least leaves theaters. Then you'll at least feel you've earned seeing 'Sweeny Todd'.
Learn to draw. Start with naked ladies, they're always more fun.
In that vein, spend more time exercising, and less time looking for "Celebrity foot bukkake" on Google image search.
Stop doing the same lame internet porn joke every year.
As a matter of fact, stop doing the resolutions bit every year. Who are you, David Letterman?
Speaking of which, delete that whole "Uma, Oprah" paragraph you were planning for the 'Return to Castle Wolfenstein' review.
Someone is planning on making an American version of both 'Father Ted' and 'Spaced'. Find out who they are, break their kneecaps.
Throw a sack of wet lentils at Alan Moore. He knows why.
December 31, 2007