Resolutions '07!
Apparently, there is some room for me to improve myself. (As all those restraining orders taken out against me over the years would seem to attest.) In the following year, I resolve to;
Get a real job.
Stop Tivo-ing bad horror movies and then saving them to vhs. You don't have time to review all the movies you watch now, dumbass!
Perhaps look into the possibility of obtaining one of those "girlfriends" I've heard so much about.
Hunt down Neil LaBute and gut him slowly, twisting my jagged, rusty knife through the delicate mesentery capillaries of his spiral colon. Savor the sounds of his dying screams; laugh oh so self-satisfied at his piteous cries for mercy. Dance jauntily in his entrails.
Pet a bunny.
(Hey, I have to keep my karma clear, now don't I?)
Spend more time updating this site, and less time looking for "Jane Lane from 'Daria' nude Hentai" on Google Image Search.
Really have to remember to delete that last line before I publish this year.
Become more anti-social.
Come up with less clichéd blog entries in the future.
Pay no attention the hollow celebrations of arbitrary measurements relating to the false human construct of "time".
Consequently, be more proactive and personally motivated in the field of self-improvement, rather than allowing myself to be harangued by ersatz societal pressure.
Therefore, screw everything I just said. (Except for the Neil LaBute part, that still sounds like fun.)
December 31, 2007